So I says to the bartender I says: where’re all the 30+ single men in this town?

June 8, 2010 at 6:35 am (General News..., Grumble, Possible directions..., Uncategorized) (, , , , )

So………………………………………………………
………………………………………………………… I says to the barkeep, I says: Where are all the unnattached 30+ men in this town hiding out???

“Honey,” she begins with a laugh, “If you find yourself a thirty year old unnatched man in THIS town, he’s unnattached for a reason.”

There was a round of laughter and muted sounds of agreement among the people in attendance.

And so in malcontentment I have to wonder……is it wise to look for a partner in this town? In surrounding communities? If their (this evening’s acquaintances’) opinions are anything to go by, this place may not be ripe for the picking.

What’s a single thirty-year old gal to do in a man-drought like this?

*sigh*

Immediate solution? Eat chocolate, go to the gym, and invest in batteries, not necessarily in that order.

Eventual solution? Find suitable compatible mate with which to build comfortable nest with great view. Mates with offspring from previous relationships welcome and encouraged to apply, as complaintant has NO interest (READ: zero interest as in nonexistent interest with absolutely no room for negotiation or compromise abolutely NOT a BREEDER NO NO NO) in childbearing.

“Hmmph,” Amanda muttered to herself. “I thought I said I was finished with self-absorbed reflection for the day?”

It’s late, and I’ve promised a letter to a very dear friend. I’d best get on with it……….

Sincere regards,

Amanda M. Holt

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